‘I really hate it when the wife gets sick’

The following is a man’s recipe for eventually learning to live all alone…

Shoot, I really hate it when the wife’s feelin’ bad. It just gets her down and seems to mess up her days. I’ve watched it all through our marriage, so I know what I’m a’sayin’ to be true.

Recently, I got up one early frosty mornin’ when she was sick, and bless her heart, she had yet to stoke the fire. And she also let the sup…